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To: Jim Rathmann who wrote (1334)	3/24/1997 11:34:00 AM
From: Tomato	of 62562

Why is a one story brothel cheaper than a 2 story brothel? Cause there's less fucking overhead. Why did the priest get aids? Because he didn't wash his peter in between hymns. What beats 4 roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. How do you make Maniscehwitz wine? Squeeze his balls. Three nuns were flashed by a flasher. The first had a stroke. The second also had a stroke. The third, though, wouldn't touch it. What was the first dirty phrase uttered on network TV? Ward, I think you're being a little too rough on the Beaver. What's the difference between an aggressive woman and an assertive woman? One says fuck you. The other says fuck me. 1)WIFE, 2)KIDS, 3) BLOW JOB - Which doesn't belong in the group? 3. You can beat your wife, you can beat your kids, but you just can't beat a blow job! What did the leper say to the whore? Keep the tip. Guy's wife gives him some money to go buy a suit. He comes back with a pink suit with ruffles. "No, no, no, you got it backwards" said the wife, "I told you to go to Cox's for a searsucker suit!"

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