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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: uri vaughan cummings who wrote (1299)3/27/1997 12:43:00 AM
From: uri vaughan cummings   of 62566
 
The Field Hospital

An army Major visits the sick soldiers,
goes up to one private and asks
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphillis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
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