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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who wrote ()3/1/2000 9:32:00 PM
From: Didi  Read Replies (1) of 62566
 
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Q: How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Who knows they never get the house.

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Q: How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4..... 1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

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Q: What did the turkey say to the chicken
A: gobble gobble

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Q: What is the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up the bagpipe!

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BATTERIES?
A: BATTERIES HAVE A POSITIVE SIDE.

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God made man. Then said, "I can do better than that." And made woman.

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Q: What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

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Why are blond jokes so short? So men will remember them.

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A woman would rather have beauty than brains because a man can see better than he can think.

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The good part about being bald is that when someone walks
in the room all you have to do is fix your tie.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk
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