Try this good church joke:
A very attractive woman who sang in the choir woke up very late for church. She had no time to dress so she threw her choir gown on over her gorgeous naked body. She made it into church, up the stairs and to the church balcony where the choir sang just in time.
She sang a wonderful solo during the service...too good. Too engrossed in her singing, she leaned over the balcony and fell over! She quickly grabbed a chandellier to avoid falling. Unfortunately, her gown was torn clean off by the balcony railing.
Thinking quickly, out of respect for the poor woman hanging there in all her glory, Father O'Malley said, "Anyone who stares at this poor woman, may they go blind!"
But, catching an inadvertent glimpse himself, Father O'Malley added, "Oh, well, let's hedge our bets," he said, covering one eye and gawking with the other.
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PS: Regarding The "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are" joke: yes I see the humor but...one word: Columbine. Nuff said. (NOT a flame, just a comment.)
One more quick joke for kids:
Mother: "Billy, how do you like school?"
Billy: "Closed." |
