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To: John Carragher who wrote (13831)	3/18/2000 8:48:00 AM
From: John Carragher	of 62558

SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT... She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved. Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ..It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? ...They're too hard to retrain. What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? ...A dope ring. Why can't blondes be pharmacists? ...Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. What do you call a smart blonde? ...A golden retriever. What's the definition of eternity? ...4 blondes at a 4-way stop. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? ...An air pocket. What do you call a basement full of blondes? ...A whine cellar. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? ..."This Goes In Front."

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