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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (14054)	4/10/2000 8:20:00 PM
From: Barney	of 62565

Subject: SHE WAS SO BLOND THAT. . * She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. * She got stabbed in a shoot-out. * She told someone to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DONT WALK.' * They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. * She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.' * If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. * It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. * She tried to put M and M's in alphabetical order. * She tried to drown a fish. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.' * If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back. * When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home! How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk? . . . The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose? . . . Bobbing for French fries. Why do blondes have more fun? . . . They are easier to amuse. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? . . . Frosted flakes. What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? . . . The back of her head. What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? . . . Far-from-thinkin.' Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? . . . They keep breaking them with the hammer. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? . . . She missed. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? . . . Data transfer. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? . . . "I wonder if it's mine?" Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? . . . It takes too long to retrain them. What do you call an eternity? . . . Four blondes at a four way stop.

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