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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (14157)4/25/2000 2:58:00 AM
From: Arctic Trader   of 62563
 
Man goes in bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket. Bartender says, "nice
mouse!" Man says, "No ordinary mouse though, this little feller talks!"
Bartender says "oh yeah, what about?"
Man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar, the mouse will tell me
what colour panties she has on." Bartender says "really? This I gotta
see."
Man points to woman says to mouse;"Mouse: woman!" Mouse runs down sees
woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says "pink." "Wow,
bartender says. will he do that for me?" Man says "Sure."
Bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, says "Mouse:
woman!" Mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the
bartenders pocket shaking like a leaf. Bartender says "What's wrong with
you?" Mouse says "I taught I taw a puddy tat!"
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