I liked that site lots. Under Scandanavian humor, they left off this joke:
----One day this Swedish guy
walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency,holds up a page out
of the newspaper, and says "yew say in dis ad that yew have a wonderful
cruise for only $69.95. Aye vant to go on this vonderful luxury
cruise".The guy behind the counter says "Sure, do you have the $69.95 in
cash ?" "Aye sure do "says the Swede, plunking the money down on the
counter. At that point two big thugs leap out of a closet,whack the
Swede over the head, drag his unconscious body out the back door, stuff
him in a barrel and drop the barrel into a river. A few moments later,
a Norwegian guy walks into the same dingy storefront agency, holds up
the same ad and says "Aye vant to go on the $69.95 vondrful luxury
cruise. The guy behind the counter says You got the fare in cash?' "Yew
betcha " says the Norwegian, slapping the money down on the counter."
Again the two thugs leap out , pound him on the head and drag his body
out,shove him in a barrel and drop him in the river. After awhile, the
Swede and the Norwegian regain consciousness, and they find out that
their barrels are bobbing along together. The Norwegian says "Good
afternoon. Tell me do you happen to know if they serve dinner on this
cruise?". The Swede shakes his head and says " No I don't think so, at
least they didn't last year.
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