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To: Bilbo Baggins who wrote (14307)	5/7/2000 9:45:00 AM
From: Edwarda	of 62562

REDNECK LETTER Dearest Son, > I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't > live > where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that > most > accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't > be able > to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived > here > took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to > change > their address. > This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not > sure it > works so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and > pulled the > chain. We haven't seen them since. > The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first > time > for three days and the second time for four days. > About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it > would be > too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off > and > put them in the pockets. > Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried > because > it took him two hours to get me and your father > out. > Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it > is yet > so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like > your > brother. > Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to > pull > him out but he fought them off and drowned. We > had him cremated; he burned for three days. > Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was > driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other > two > friends were in the back. They drowned because > they couldn't get the tailgate down. > There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the > normal has > happened. > > Your Favorite Aunt, > Mom

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