There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking
along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up this hill to the mouth of a cave.
He stopped and hollered into the cave..."Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" and then listened very closely until he
heard the answer... "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He then
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something ? "No", said the other Indian. It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler,
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", and get an answer back, that
means that she is in there waiting for you.
Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw
another cave. He took off running up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" When he heard the return, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", off came the
clothes and into the cave he goes.
The Polish guy starts running around the desert
... looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about.
All the sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones
that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"
Well... he took off up the hill at a super fast
speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He was just tickled all over when he heard the
answering call of, "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!! WOOOOOO!!! Off
came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.
The next day, in the newspaper, the headlines read,
NAKED POLLOCK RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN |
