Sociobiology joke, my favorite kind:
>A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
>absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
>husband
>a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife
>glares
>at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh," replies the husband, "that was
>my
>mistress." The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." "I understand,"
>replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be
>no
>more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity
>or
>Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club. But the decision is yours."
>Just then the wife notices Jim, a friend of theirs, entering the restaurant with
>gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim? " she asks. "That's his
>mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is prettier," says the wife. |
