perhaps a re-run ?
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." He's a
great pal. But he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to
city hall to renew his dog license. I told the clerk I would like a license
for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog."
He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You
must have been quite a kid." When I got married I went on my honeymoon, I
took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife
and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room.
As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you
don't seem to understand.
Sex keeps me awake all night." The clerk said, "Funny_I have the same
problem." One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant
asked me why I was just standing there looking disappointed. I told him I had
planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own
tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I
had hoped to have Sex on TV. He said, "Now that cable is all over the place,
it's no big deal anymore." When my wife and I separated, we went to court to
fight for custody of the dog. I said,
"Your honor, I had Sex before I was married," The judge said, The courtroom
isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after
I was married, Sex less me. He said, "Me too." Last night. Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked,
"What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him I
was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. |
