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To: Ed Mitukiewicz who wrote (138)	11/1/1996 5:02:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni	of 62575

I know this is not a accountant joke but it sure is funny.Lots of truth in it and the women just love it SEMINARS FOR MEN Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of any marital status. Class size will be limited to 18 as course material may prove difficult COURSE # COURSE TITLE ********************************************************** * 101 Combating Stupidity 102 You Too Can Do Housework 103 PMS--Learning to Keep You're Mouth Shut 104 How to Fill An Ice Cube Tray 105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas--Give Us Money 106 Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming Home Drunk At 4am 107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks") 108 Parenting--No It Doesn't End With Conception 109 Get A Life--Learn To Cook 110 How Not to Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong 111 Spelling--Even You Can Get it Right 112 Understanding your Financial Incompetence 113 You--The Weaker Sex 114 Reasons To Give Flowers 115 How to Stay Awake After Sex 116 Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom 117 Garbage--Getting it to the Curb 118 Sex 118A--You Can Fall asleep Without it if You Really Try Sex 118B--The Morning Dilemma--If it's Awake Take a Shower 119 The Weekend and Sports are Not Synonymous 120 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down 121 How to go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost 122 The Remote Control--Overcoming Your Dependency 123 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children 124 Helpful Postural Points for Couch Potatoes 125 You Too Can be a Designated Driver 126 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked 127 Changing Your Underwear--It Really Works 128 The Attainable Goal--Omitting !@@##$% from Your Vocabulary 129 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is not Necessary 130 Real Men Ask for Directions Register immediately as courses are in great demand (as if we had any doubt). >> #2 Milken was not a accountant ,but accountants should find this funny Michael Milken was very nervous his first day in jail because his cellmate looked like a tough guy. His cellmate said, "Don't worry. I'm in for a white collar crime too." Milken said, "Is that right?" "Yeah," said the cellmate. "I killed a priest." ;-)

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