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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: PaperProphet who wrote (148)11/1/1996 8:00:00 PM
From: Imuah   of 62566
 
Guy goes in for his first skydive. Picks up his 'chute. Asks the guy handing them out, "How do I get it to open?" Guy says, "Just pull the ripcord." Guy asks, "What if it doesn't open?" Guy says, "Pull the emergency cord." Guy asks, "What if it still doesn't open?" Guy says, "Just yell, 'Buddha Buddha Buddha!'" Guy goes up and jumps and pulls ripcord. Nothing happens. Guy pulls emergency cord. Nothing happens. Guy yells, "Buddha Buddha Buddha!" Giant hand comes out of a cloud and catches him. Guy wipes the sweat off his brow and says, "Whew! Thank God!" Giant hand drops him.
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