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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ed Mitukiewicz who wrote (138)11/1/1996 8:32:00 PM
From: Scott Cameron   of 62562
 
Accountant Joke -- Two accountants Bill and Ted have worked in the accounting dept. for 35 years. Bill, in all that time has never taken his vacation or sick time -- he's your real company man. ( In fact, when he farts only dogs can hear it!) Anyway one fine day Bill comes to work and he is really sick -- Ted begs him to book off what with all the accumulated sick points etc. -- Bill reluctantly caves in and heads home -- where, as he drives up the driveway he looks into the front window , he sees his boss making love to his wife in the living room -- WHAT A SHOCK!! -- so he then drives back to the office and tells his pal Ted the whole sordid story -- Ted can't believe it -- he gives Bill a long consoling look and says I'm so sorry is there anything I can do??? -- Bill replies: " No, it's O.K., I don't think he saw me.
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