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To: MrsNose who wrote (15279)7/8/2000 9:03:52 AM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (2) of 62566
 
How To Speak About Women and be Politically Correct

> *She is not a BABE or a CHICK.
> She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
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> *She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER.
> She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
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> *She is not EASY.
> She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
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> *She is not DUMB.
> She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
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> *She has not BEEN AROUND.
> She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
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> *She is not an AIRHEAD.
> She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
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> *She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY.
> She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
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> *She is not HORNY.
> She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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> *She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS.
> She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
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> *She does not NAG YOU.
> She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
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> *She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.
> She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
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