Man Talk
> "IT'S A GUY THING"
> Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with
>it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
>
> "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
> Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
>
> "UH HUH, SURE HONEY, OR YES DEAR"
> Translation: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
>
> "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
> Translation: "I have no idea how it works."
>
> "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND"
> Translation: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
>
> "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD"
> Translation: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"
>
> "THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR"
> Translation: "Are you still talking?"
>
> "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS"
> Translation: "I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the
> first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of
>every car I've ever owned,.... but I forgot your birthday."
>
> "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES"
> Translation: "The girl selling them was a real babe"
>
> "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
> Translation: " I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death
> before I admit that I'm hurt."
>
> "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
> Translation: "And I sure hope I can think of some pretty soon."
>
> "I CAN'T FIND IT"
> Translation: " It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
>completely clueless."
>
> "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
> Translation: "What did you catch me at?"
>
> "I HEARD YOU"
> Translation: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am
> hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't
>spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
>
> "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
> Translation: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm Starving."
>
> "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
> Translation: "No one will ever see us alive again."
>
> "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
> Translation: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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