> > > > > >>A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van, when
> > > > > >>suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy
> > > > > >>whip me,whip me!"
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> The guy, not wanting to pass this unique opportunity, obviously did
> > > > > >>not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the
> > > > > >>window, snaps the aerial off the top of his van and proceeds to whip
> > > > > >>the girl until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the
> > > > > >>whipping session are starting fester, so she goes to the doctor.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> The doc takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these
> > > > > >>marks having sex?"
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that yes she did.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because
> > > > > >>in all my years of doctoring, you've got the worst case of van aerial
> > > > > >>disease that I've ever seen" |
