An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage." If I get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off of this building. The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again. "If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, this building. The Redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again." "If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next Day-
The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death.
At The Funeral-
The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again." The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas, I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife....Hey, don't look at me," she said, "That dumb-ass makes his OWN lunch!" |
