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The Non-Political Joke Thread

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Introduction Compact

The original joke thread has been suffering from repeated assaults by those who wish to use it to advance their political agendas.

This ain't that place. You post a political joke here, you will be banned. If I miss one, please PM me.

That applies to left, right, center, or any perversion thereof.

Political jokes go here:
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No name calling.

Please include a joke with all posts.

Warning: This thread contains Adult Content. While adult humor is welcome, please be mindful of the Terms of Use pertaining to vulgarity, profanity, obscenities, etc.

Much to the disgust of certain of my friends, I have a deep love of lawyer jokes.

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers -- we had $100 when we broke in!"

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