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Microcap & Penny Stocks : PanAmerican BanCorp (PABN)
PABN 0.000010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST

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To: ISOMAN who wrote (15938)10/19/1998 11:59:00 PM
From: Michael Bendner  Read Replies (2) of 43774
 
Since I seem to be the man of the hour here (through no fault of my own), I feel an obligation to add to the levity of this thread with more wit and cunning.

Thanks to my tendency towards being weird and just a little accident prone, I was quite the sideshow freak in college. Here's a little "ode to Bendner" composed by one of my ol' college buddies.

To the tune of Flintstones

Bendner
Michael Bendner
He's an enigmatic mystery
Eats non-dairy creamer
In a fashion a la Mr. Bean

When you think you've got him figured out
He'll have left your sanity in doubt

'cause he's

Bendner
Michael Bendner
There's no way you can explain him
Someone detain him
And bring a real sharp knife!

- Steve West

[Editor's Note: And people wonder why I can't find a wench. :-P]
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