Apparently my sarcasm was wasted on you, you made the same point but you needed help.
Required joke:
Bone, Joe, and Brad were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly,
Bone falls off. He is killed instantly.
After the ambulance leaves with Bone's body, Brad and Joe realize
they'll have to inform his wife. Brad says he's good at this sort of
sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. 'So did you tell her?´ asks Joe.
'Yep', replied Brad.
'Say, where did you get the six-pack?'
Brad informs Joe. 'She gave it to me!' 'What??' exclaims Joe, 'you
just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??'
'Sure', Brad says.
'Why?' asks Joe.
'Well,' Brad continues, 'when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Bone's widow?'
'Widow?', she said, 'No, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'
So I said: 'I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE.' |
