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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: uri vaughan cummings who wrote (1604)4/14/1997 12:46:00 AM
From: dewey holland   of 62558
 
Is Tiger Woods Overrated? Let's take an objective look at this "media darling"

a. Wouldn't you expect him to get the job done with fewer strokes?

b. His strongest competition is old, slow white guys in funny clothes.

c. The announcer blames all of Tiger' bad putts on a misplaced cup.

d. Rocca played terrible defense at The Masters.

e. You did not see any cats at The Masters? What was their fate?

f. He will not be invited to the British Open due to his questionable pedigree.

g. Two out of every three shots he takes miss the cup (thats only a 33% average).

h. Every time the gallery applauded for Tiger at The Masters, the announcer declared it "a standing ovation". (There were no chairs, Stupid!)

Good luck Tiger. Enjoy your day. Give `em hell.
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