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To: Stephanie M who wrote (16573)10/28/2000 12:04:49 AM
From: sandintoes   of 62592
 
With Viagra such a great medical success for
increasing men's sexual
prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of
drugs oriented towards
improving the performance of men in today's
society.

Here are a few of the new ones:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before
leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask
directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug
were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before
starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of
middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives
had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects
extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men
reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts
after taking this drug
for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the
drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favorite store's
return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of
Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S.
presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect
of making men want to
turn off televised sports and actually converse
with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's
noxious intestinal gases
back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can
be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise
in treating men with
O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for
men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this
drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig into the
personal affairs of
other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned
three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than
truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available in
Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength
versions.
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