The Butterfly
A couple are driving along the
freeway and the husband, who is
driving, is complaining about
everything.
The heat, the long drive,
the bad drivers, the
country, etc.His wife is getting
tired of his depressing talk.
So she says to him: "One more
complaint and I'll cut your penis off
with my pen-knife".
About half an hour later, he
starts complaining again,
and before he could blink
his wife pulls out her knife,
slices the guy's dick off,
and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple's car
is a family of three : husband, wife,
and 8 year old daughter. The
penis lands on their car's windshield,
and the father, in an absolute
panic (as he doesn't want his
daughter to see the penis), quickly turns
on the windshield wipers (to get the
dick off the windshield, and out
of view of his daughter).
The observant daughter asks:
"Daddy, what was that?"
Her father, still in a panic, says, " Oh
it
was only a.....uh........butterfly".
"Must've been a big butterfly,"
replied the daughter.
"Did you see the size of its dick?" |
