Subject: Dr. Haha
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Patient: Doctor, I've got five penises.
Doctor: Well, how do your pants fit?
Patient: Like a glove.
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Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you
to tell me if you find it unusual.
Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined.
Doctor (shouting): What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!
Woman (angry): Did you have to say it twice?!?
Doctor: I didn't.
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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live
longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent?
Doctor: Yes there is...being young and broke.
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Patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.
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Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come
out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."
Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit.
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Tom: What's good for excessive wind, doctor?
Doctor: A kite!
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Do you find it difficult passing water, Mr Sozzle?
No, doctor. But I do find it hard to pass a pub!
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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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