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To: Barney who wrote (16624)	10/31/2000 12:28:06 PM
From: Barney	of 62583

Halloween Ghosts & Goblins ----------------------------- What do goblins mail home while on vacation? Ghost-Cards! Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"? In noisery school. What does a goblin shop for? Grosseries. What's a goblin's favorite flavor? Lemon n' Slime. How do ghosts fly from one place to another? By scareplane. What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal? Rice Creepies. What directions did the ghost give the goblin? "Make a fright turn at the corner." How do ghosts begin letters? Tomb it may concern... Who is the most famous ghost detective? Sherlock Bones! What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skellyvision! What do you call a lady spook who works on an airplane? An air-ghostess! What do spooks eat in the interval? Ice-scream! What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher? One stays awake and the other weighs a steak! What's the difference between a silly ghost and a plate of cheese on toast? One is easy to cheat; the other is cheesy to eat! Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

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