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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: dewey holland who wrote (1656)4/18/1997 8:47:00 PM
From: R. Hooriani   of 62587
 
A man gets his penis cut of in a freak accident. Unfortunately no one can find the missing part So they rush him to the hospital. The emergency doctor, not knowing what else to do, attaches a baby elephants trunk to the man.

A few months later the doctor runs into this patient and out of curtesy asks him how his new organ is functioning. The patient says "Oh its grate. I can't complain. My wife absolutly loves it. But there is only one small problem."

The doctor who was kind shocked himself from the patients positive attitude asks him "what is it?"

The patient replys " I just have to be careful when I'm in the grocery store. If I am not careful when I pass the peanut table, it will grab a bunch of peanuts and stuff them up my butt."
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