A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine.
-Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,-
announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.
-I'll give you a hint,- said the teacher. -It's something your
Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time.-
Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, -Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!-
Uri and all, That previous thing I posted began as ascii art. A beautiful naked lady. She not only met her fate during the upload process, she came out the other side in an advanced state of decomposition. Rather than delete her rotting corpse and waive off the readers, I just changed the title. DH |
