"Bonzo the Idiotchild - The Strange butt True Story of John Grandy(ose)".
OR
"Fee Fi Fo Fum, watch out where I stick my Thumb"
Once upon a time an unsuspecting, innocent lad named Jeffy, posted a public spirited notice on several SI threads. As anyone can see, he was trying to do "the right thing".
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All of a sudden he was accosted by "GRANDY, Ogre of Cascade" who said:
>>Charging the ISPs a per-minute fee is a great idea. It will keep all the porno fiends off the internet.<<
Jeffy was confused and at first thought the ogre was joking:
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But alas no. The ogre ranted on about the electronics companys and VCR makers being behind the spread of pornography.
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(Editors note-As anyone can see by the above post, the ogre likes to talk about peoples behinds.)
Undaunted, our hero waded into the fray:
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The ogre was VERY evil though and accused our hero of being a "Nazi, racist, redneck". Once again the evil ogre turned to proctology to make his point.
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Our hero, while admittedly a closet redneck, was nonetheless outraged at accusations of Nazism and racism and told the ogre where to get off.
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The ogre now showed his true colors saying, "You've had your selfish little free-usage internet utopia paid for by someone else and now the fun is going to stop."
The ogre had attacked what was most near and dear to our hero! FUN! Angry now, Jeffy said:
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Fed up with the ogre, other outraged citizens joined in as well:
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Now unfortunately, the ogres more outrageous statements were erased by the powers that be so as to shield the CSCC thread from the ogres threats of violence and foul language.
Our hero, Jeffy fled the CSCC thread and settled in the peaceful village of USRX, where everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
The evil ogre Grandy huffed and puffed and continued to make strange noises, but was forced to keep his distance by the good fairy called Jill the Webmistress.
All was well and our hero lived happily ever after.
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Eds. note- To find out more about the ignorance and stupidity of John Grandy visit your local library.
In case the ogre has managed to have them shut down for spreading porno, go to the following thread and sample more of his posts:
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