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To: SofaSpud who wrote (16996)	11/24/2000 12:44:08 AM
From: brhino	of 62585

The catch...... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to thank you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed at his luck! Everything has been incredible! You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "Nope", she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

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