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The Liberal Creed
Geraldo Carville
1. I believe that perjury, obstruction of justice, and malfeasance are acceptable if committed to cover up sex in the office, or even to prevent disclosure of embarrassing details about financial deals. 2. I believe that we should have no expectation that this or future presidents will avoid having sex in the oval office with summer interns, based on the fact that Harding, Roosevelt, Kennedy, and Johnson were also guilty of infidelity and were not punished while in office. 3. I don't believe that the president is above the law, just above certain laws. 4. I believe the determination about where and when the law is applied should be determined by Times/CNN poll, preferably conducted based on calls to the Geraldo show. 5. I believe that as long as the economy is going well, crimes by government officials should be ignored, unless they are really serious, the decision to be made per item 4. 6. While I thought it was okay from 1980 to 1992, I now believe that the independent counsel law should be abolished, subject to being re-instituted, the decision to be made per item 4. 7. I don't believe that any investigation of public officials should be allowed, if it can be determined that any element of the investigation is political. This determination should be made per item 4. 8. I believe that investigations of Republican adminstrations are by definition not political, but intended soley to uncover the corruption which is inherent in conservative principles, so that principle 7 shall only apply to investigations of Democrat officials. 9. I believe that the constraints placed upon prosecutors in investigations of government officials, and final determinations of guilt or innocence should be determined per item 4. 10. I believe that obstruction of official investigations is okay, as long as it can be determined that the investigator sings hymns and has a sufficiently low popularity rating, as determined by item 4. In cases where the target official is particularly good looking, has bedroom eyes, and can quiver his lower lip, the lattitude to obstruct shall be virtually unlimited. Signed, John Q. Liberal
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