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To: BKS who started this subject5/5/2001 9:49:16 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis   of 62578
 
RULES FOR FREQUENT FLIERS

1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and
need the delay to make the flight.

2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the
farthest gate within the terminal.

3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be
delayed.

4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence
as soon as you touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee.

6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has
the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in
the boarding area. Just find the two largest passengers.

7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get
up to go to the lavatory.

8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

9. The less carryon luggage space available on an aircraft, the
more carryon luggage passengers will bring aboard.
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