Out of the mouth of babes...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch.
Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he head upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing
was wrong.Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on behind and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son, we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang on tight, Dad!", cries Billy, "This is where me and the mailmanusually fall off!" |
