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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: The Rabbit who wrote (19366)6/4/2001 5:55:04 PM
From: Ian@SI   of 62578
 
My apologies for interrupting this pissing match with an on topic joke. Sure hope it's not a recent repeat. <g>

ian

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This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've
won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a mini-van."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor
home."

Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads . . . WIN A BAGEL
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