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My friend Claudia sent me these. Thought you all might enjoy them.
MERGERS AND AQUISITIONS
Xerox and Wurlitzer... They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers... New company will
be called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler... New company will
be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale
Business Systems... New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller
Grace
3M & goodyear... mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price... Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil... Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining... Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company... 3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants... Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women... Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining... Zip Audi
Do-Da
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