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To: MrsNose who wrote (19946)	7/25/2001 9:29:56 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 62562

You know you are addicted to the Internet when... * You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. * Your glasses have a web site burned in on them. * You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. * All of your friends have an @ in their names. * When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted as visited sites. * Your pets have their own home pages. * As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. * You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. * You ask for quotes on how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. * Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

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