It's another exciting episode of "The Rocky and Joelwinkle Show" (# 2)
Intro - see : techstocks.com
Act 2 - R&J are at home in Bearbite Falls, Minnesota, when a fax comes in. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.)
Joelwinkle: I wonder who that could be?
Voice behind door: Is me, Natasha Trollinski, moose. Open door or I #$%$#%@ cuss it down.
Rocky: Are you a bear or bull?
Natasha: #%&*!@#. Me ladie.
Rocky, hesitantly opening the door: Well, you don't sound like one. What do you want?
Natasha: Me defect, want stop pretending be foul-mouth oriental lady. Reveal true identity. Use prepositions, auxilary verbs again. Also, correct tense, if possible. @#@#@##%!$#%&@#@#!#$.
Joelwinkle: Say that sounds peachy keen, an alter ego! I wonder if I could do that?
Natasha: Not cheap! 45 dollar. American. Use to be #@# free.
Rocky: Natasha, who are you really? Why are you here?
Natasha, tearing off mask: I am Mr. Big, your nemesis, KE.
Rocky: Not you again!
KE with gun n-hand: The same, bubala. Now hand over the fax or I'll squeeze your shorts.
Joelwinkel: You did that last year. In fact, you owe us at least 50 faxes.
KE: I owe megafax. But what are you going to do? Now if you please.
Rocky: I suppose you'd like our shorts too.
KE: No, just the fax, ma'am.
Narrator: Will KE's evil deed be like taking candy from a baby, or will our heroes find a way to foil him once and for all?
Tune in again next time for: "N-Hand That Rocks the Cradle" or "Short Notice". |
