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Iomega Humor
An SI Board Since May 1997
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Emcee:  FuzzFace Type:  Unmoderated
After posting a few humorous items on the "main" thread, I thought it might be good to have a humor thread. A place to go where we all can make jokes about IOM, ourselves and especially others. :)

The reason for this is threefold. First, it helps to keep the main thread on-topic. Second, it creates a forum where even the more shy among us can feel free to participate without being flamed for posting something irreverent. Third, and most important, it allows us loosen up and laugh, something we need to do to stay healthy in the pressure cooker environment of stock investing.

The Ground Rules:

1. It must be about Iomega or the posters in the IOM category . Well, OK, other stocks are permitted, but only if it's really good! Let other categories create their own humor threads. And do feel free to make jokes about me. KE is not off limits either.

2. It must be a genuine attempt at humor, not just a vile thought directed at someone or something. Retorts will be a natural part of this thread, but they should be funny, and preferably funnier than the joke that got your dander up.

3. Obscenity is not allowed. Use the #@!@# style instead, and never use even that to modify someone's name, except your own. I don't have to list the naughty words, we all know what they are. Use nothing stronger than "bitch/bastard", and only use them very sparingly, preferably in their verb forms.

4. Name calling contests are not allowed.

5. No Bigotry. Speech pattern parody is OK if: 1) the point of the joke is not to make fun of the group and 2) it is an essential component to the humor, e.g. without it, you would not know who was being parodied. These restrictions should be sufficient to prevent posts that contain thinly disguised bigotry .

I will start it off, and hopefully set the tone for the thread, by recreating three of my more recent posts. And you probably know which ones they are. Let me just say, there is some parodying of Oriental "pidgin" speech in one of them. I feel that it was OK because I believe the person I was parodying was pretending to be Oriental, and that was the point of the humor. It was not to make fun of anyone who doesn't speak or write standard English.

The line between real humor and just plain flaming can be hard to discern at times, so just before you press the submit button, if you have any doubts about whether you have crossed the line, ask yourself this (and I know it is corny) : Would I want my mother to know I wrote this? If the answer is "no", please don't post it.

My final thought: This is a place to improve your sense of humor. If you demonstrate a great one here, people may even forgive you your bad investment advice. :)

So without further ado, let's have some mega-fun.
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72 Subject: The Top 10 things that would........ Author: shipcomein Date: 11/29/98Michael Coley-11/29/1998
71 To prove you are wrong I tell you: 1° Iomega est le meilleur de toutes lesLORD ERNIE-11/26/1998
70 From the Yahoo SYQT Thread... SYQT sightings at COMDEX by: ThreeStrikesYoureOuMichael Coley-11/17/1998
69 Pardon me... <i>snap</i> sorry....Ms. X-8/14/1998
68 RE: Another Classic - The Rocky Parody - Why Iomega Sucks Here's a real clMichael Coley-7/24/1998
67 RE: ACME Fertilizer Buyout Press Release. From the Yahoo IOM Thread... messagMichael Coley-6/4/1998
66 "Overheard on the Street" Monday, Jan 26, the IOM specialist Teddy-1/26/1998
65 "Fractured Tales from the Black Lagoon!" The little green Amazonian FuzzFace-1/18/1998
64 Reposted from the main IOM thread... To: Rod Macpherson (42109 ) From: Mel BoMel Boreham-1/3/1998
63 <i>Investing 101 with Rocky:</i> Message 3031694 From: +Rocky Teddy-12/23/1997
62 From syqt thread: Message 3018157steve goff-12/22/1997
61 While i usually just chuckle to myself at cRocky's post (the guy that shortTeddy-12/20/1997
60 ED, that post was so terrible im stll laughing. no more please !!!!! have pitykjude-12/16/1997
59 Rocky and his country bear jamboree are back in full swing. Though the theme isFuzzFace-12/16/1997
58 Repost from IOM tread: To: Rocky Reid (39685 ) From: Mel Boreham Saturday, DMel Boreham-12/13/1997
57 <b>Two dogs die as truffle war simmers</b> (Has nothing to do with Teddy-12/8/1997
56 Edwin, I took the liberty of posting our FFT on the main thread. (hope thatE. Graphs-11/26/1997
55 Edwin! Bravo! I love it! <G> Thank you so much! www2.wi.net ......2E. Graphs-11/23/1997
54 OK E. Here it is. I hope you like it. <b>A Fractured Fairy Tale <i&gFuzzFace-11/23/1997
53 Edward: I'll be looking forward to your news. Hopefully, now, this threadKM-8/2/1997
52 Truffette, i just found this tread. Failed to find any humor in the last 5 or 6Teddy-8/2/1997
51 Robert: I was not speaking on behalf of black men. I am certain that if any rKM-8/1/1997
50 I really did want to drop it also, but a couple of things in your last post actRobert J. Partridge-7/31/1997
49 Robert: As mentioned above, I simply stated my personal reaction. I have no poKM-7/31/1997
48 In case you haven't noticed the post was deleted, so it's rather impossRobert J. Partridge-7/31/1997
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