>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is
>on the Second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
>green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
>Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
>Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides
>to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says
>to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
>
>The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What
>do you think frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy
>takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled
>and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
>golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where
>to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las
>Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now at?" The frog says, "Ribbit
>Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
>"What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit 3000,
>black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf
>game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash
>comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings
>and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and
>says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this
>money and I am grateful". The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He
>figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
>With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And
>that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me
>God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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