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To: BKS who started this subject	8/6/2001 11:40:48 AM
From: Ian@SI	of 62566

> WWJD: What Would Jesus Drive? > > One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the > Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." > > But in Psalm 83, the Almighty is clearly a two-car dude, owning a Pontiac > and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your > Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." > > There are those who claim God favors Dodge pickup trucks because Moses' > followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a > long blast." > > Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about > it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the > crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord ...." > > Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible > passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." > > Joshua, ever so slightly more practical, drove a Triumph TR6 roadster with a > hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." > > Finally, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda: > "The Apostles were in one Accord."

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