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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()5/21/1997 3:37:00 AM
From: halfscot   of 62563
 
With all the jokes before I hope this hasn't already been told.

A homeowner wakes up one morning and finds a gorilla on his roof. He looks up Gorilla Removal in the yellow pages and makes the call. A man shows up in a pick-up truck loaded with a big cage, ladder, pit bull, shotgun, and a baseball bat. He goes to the homeowner and tells him, "Now I'm going to get that gorilla off your roof but I may need your help" and hands the homeowner the shotgun. The homeowner asks what does he need to do to help? The man says, "I'll climb up on the roof with the ladder and use the baseball bat to knock the gorilla off the roof. When the gorilla hits the ground the pitbull is trained to lock onto the gorilla's gonads and then I have control to move the gorilla into the cage." The homeowner asks "What's the shotgun for?" "In case I get knocked off the roof, shoot the dog!"

Bruce
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