An old couple is driving through Texas and gets stopped by a motorcycle cop. The old man gets out of the car and says to the cop, "Whats the trouble, officer?" The cop says, "You didn't stop for that stop sign back there. Let me see your license." Meanwhile, the old woman is waving frantically and yelling, "What'd he say, what'd he say?" The old man yells back to his wife, "He says we didn't stop for that stop sign." The old man explains to the cop that his wife is hard of hearing.
The old man hands his drivers license to the cop. The cop notices that the man is from New Orleans, La.
He comments that he had been to New Orleans. The old woman yells out the window, "What'd he say, what'd he say?" The old man yells back, "He says he has been to New Orleans."
The cop says, "Yes, I'll never forget New Orleans. I had the worst sex there that I have ever had. That woman was so homely and bad in bed that I will never forget it." The old woman puts her head out the window and says, "What'd he say, what'd he say?" The old man yells back, "He thinks he knows you." |
