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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (20110)8/11/2001 10:00:21 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
1. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

2. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

3. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

4. Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?

5. Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

6. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

7. Why do scientists call it research when searching for something new?

8. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

9. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

10. If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?

11. Do Roman paramedics refer to I.V. 's as "4's"?

12. What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

13. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

14. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
all still working?

15. War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
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