Here is one of my favor jokes:
The Pope's Visit to the United States
When the Pope got off the plane, there was a beautiful limo
there waiting for him. His holiness went over to the limo
driver and told him that he had never driven a limo before,
and he wanted to try it. The limo driver said OK.... (of
course!)
The pope went driving around the city, and drove the wrong
way down a one-way street. Two cops in a cruiser stopped
the limo, and the first cop went up to talk to the driver,
and the second stayed in the car.
Soon the first cop came back, looking a little pale.
"I can't give this guy a ticket", said the first cop.
"Why not? He drove the wrong way down a one-way street!",
replied the second cop.
"Yes, but this guy's important!", responded cop1
"Well, is he more important than the mayor?", asked cop2.
"Oh yeah, he's more important than the mayor.", said cop1.
"Is he more important than the governor?", asked cop2.
"Yeah, he's more important than the governor.", replied
cop1.
"Well, is he more important than the PRESIDENT of the
UNITED STATES!?!", asked cop2.
"Oh yeah, he's much more important than the PRESIDENT of
the UNITED STATES!", replied cop1.
Rather annoyed, cop2 asks, "Who the heck IS this guy that's
more important than the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES!?!"
To this, cop1 replied, "Well, the POPE is driving,
YOU figure out who's in the BACK SEAT!!!!! |
