I've recently discovered that looking up jokes like this always leads to a trove of similar material. I think maybe you could play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon with any two jokes and google, as a network time waster. Here's what "Fred and Doris turned up.
First, an oldy but goody, knfpub.com via knfpub.com
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man
walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers,
"I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand.
Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes
home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the
afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the
best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we
make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like
you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."
Second on google: zeta.org.au , with a string of mostly unquotables ending with this:
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doc says "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew.
"Easy, you're always washing your hands."
"That's very clever" she says, "I bet you're an anaesthetist".
"Wow, how did you guess?"
"I didn't feel a thing"
I'll stop at 2. |
