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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Paul Hammon who wrote (20176)8/14/2001 3:10:32 PM
From: Win Smith   of 62552
 
Which leads immediately to www-unix.oit.umass.edu :

Secretary not permanent fixture till screwed on desk.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon -- one prick, all gone.
Man who lose key to woman's apartment get no new key.
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