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To: Win Smith who wrote (20179)	8/14/2001 4:06:05 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 62551

Subject: Wallace's quotes TOP TEN CADDIE COMMENTS 10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in that lake. Caddie: Think you can keep your head down that long? 9. Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. Caddie: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth. 8. Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddie: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. 7. Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddie: Eventually. 6. Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddie in the world. Caddie: I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence. 5. Golfer: Please stop watching your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction. Caddie: It's not a watch, it's a compass. 4. Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddie: Very good, sir, but personally I prefer golf. 3. Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddie: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day. 2. Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on. Caddie: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago. 1. Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old. Caddie: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.

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