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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SofaSpud who wrote (2018)5/21/1997 3:52:00 PM
From: Mike Campagna   of 62558
 
A woman was with her lover when she heard her husband come early from
work. "Quick it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in
the bathroom" she cried in panic. The lover ran into the bathroom as
she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband
came through the bedroom door.

"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive
you." she replied with a knowing smile.

"Great" he said "I'll just slip into the bathroom and will be with
you in two shakes." Before she could stop him he was into the
bathroom where he found the lover clapping his hand in mid-air.

"Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded.

"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get
rid of these pesky moths." the lover replied.

"But..but you've got no clothes on?" stammered the husband. The lover
looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said "Those little
bastards!"
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