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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Dean M. Kenley who wrote (207)11/5/1996 4:03:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni   of 62578
 
When Someone Says "You Don't Know Jack Schitt..." Now You'll Know the Rest
of the Story

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin
sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son,
Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting
the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Now you know Jack Schitt!
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